What's good on tv?

So it's 10:30 on a Saturday night and I have found myself in the same damn predicament I do every Saturday night...nothing to watch. I am convinced that the coordinating of the cable channel's line-up is being done by one bad-mind muthaf*cker whose longest workday is probably Saturday and just decided that he is gonna screw up Saturday night tv watchers everywhere, cause dis nuh mek no sense.


All week I find myself a box off work to come home and watch one bag o tings, or a pop mi neck fi leave work or some friend house or event to come home and watch a portion of things you have lined up. To the point where some days some a di show dem all clash and you find yourself either a flip back and forth or you haffi work out the opportunity cost of watching on versus the other based on how available the other is to stream online the next day.But Saturday night.....noooooooooooooooooooooooooo sah! Zip, zero, zilch , nada....NUTTIN! All Sunday night a do better than this to hell (likke Desperate Housewives, some Dexter or Shameless...throw een some Californication or sumn...seet deh ----> opitons).


Di ting serious!!! Mi shame fi say I find miself a resort to HGTV more time, a watch people a design and buy dem dream house or some "vacation home in the Caribbean"... and a badmind dem.KMFT!


I hope the TV Gods are reading this cuz the balance need fi shift. You caan have di whole a di good series dem a come on inna di week when people deh a work and a come home late, hungry and tired, berely a manage fi stay awake fi see di end and den pon Saturday when you don't have a r*ss fi do a soso HGTV and Friends re-run to di ting..Dat nuh stay good. Clean up your act and get right!


Phoenix signing out.