School is in session

So tonight was the season premier of Kartel's very own reality show " Teacher's Pet" and of course it was well anticipated ( I cussed off my friends for not informing me, but thank God for Zip).I am beginning to wonder if anybody was even on the road between 10 and 11pm tonight or if it looked like boxing day afternoon....*ghost town*.

So it starts off with us "meeting" the girls. They all have "pet names" and tell us a little bit about themselves and why they are here. First thing I wondered was ....weh di Jamaican girl dem? Anyhoo, there is a Russian girl (who look horny as hell), twins who come from Jamaican backgrounds bout live in NY - gangsta much! ,this curly hair girl whose accent I cannot even begin to recognise, a Trini ...in all there are 19 girls. Should have been 20 but Kartel said something about one girl being held by immigration.

True Kartel style.

So, there is this one girl, her pet name is Australia. I dont know where Kartel find this girl from but she is a true COKEHEAD! Jeezas, wha wrong wid da gyal deh????? She like bipolar-schizophrenic-pyscho wid a touch of ADD. Di gyal jus talk and talk and talk, she random as f*ck Den she go pick fight with the twins. Lawd have mercy! Smaddy couldn't warn her nuh fi mess with thick,black women with Jamaican blood and NY upbringing...is  a death sentence! One a di twins rush di gyal (who by now is literally running around the yard) and put on bout 6 lick in har face..proppa lick enuh! Is right side a one security guard Australia go buil' afta dat. Did I mention this was now 24 hours since they have arrived at the house and she still inna di same clothes? Oh,and that she jumped in the pool win those clothes the night before? Mi seh, di gyal nearly tek the girl fi a granulated punching bag.Too funny!

Needless to say, the teacha expelled her.

Listening to these woman speak about how they feel about Kartel nearly kill me.Russian say "Kartel is like my viagra (memba mi say she look honry all the time..imagine when she see him!) One girl simply said "real recognise real.....doh? One girl said "He is just sooooo sexy".But apart from Russian, there was one woman who said " mi jus love him....mi love him style, him music...mi love di slackness" <----- di yaadie, she SHOT!

Of course you know if you place 19...now 18 diverse females from all over in one house it's going to be draaaama every second of the day and man they did not disappoint! How di twins bad so????? Dem come een like a tag team pon WWF Monday Night Raw to raahtid.

All in all I am curious to see if the premier will be the only highlight of the whole season or if the show can retain the attention it got tonight.Guess we will see next week.

CLASS DISMISSED.